man oh man oh snooooooooooooooore. sitting at work with nothing to do, sitting at work like a non-profit jew. hacking away at this silly website, composing rhymes that are ridiculously trite. why bother write?
i caved in. i called remedy. we’ll see if he comes through this time. tho i doubt [...]
lyrical intensity — the density of liquid, sinus fluid, weighing in on my mind, spinal fluid lubing the grind. or some shizzy.
and gizzy told her ‘rents that she bizzounced to massivetwoshits to visit a friend but she was lying and spent the weekend wif me and it bugs me to hell that she’s gotta [...]
wrote this to my congressman today upon discovering that the supreme court passed a ruling that says a motorist can be arrested for not wearing their seatbelt. for more info, check out the thread on plastic.
Dear Congressman Rothman,
I have written to you on several occasions prior, often on the subject of the War on [...]
they tell me i write angry poems
run for cover
lock yourselves up in your homes
cuz i come from the heart
and i flow off the dome
there’s no room on this page for unknowns
only write what i feel
and often to deal
with frustrations of human relations
exercise demons with rites of creation–
stagnation and apathy held me too long
my only relief [...]
ugh…
don’t know why i sit here
and take it
before i break it off
reach up and grab the woolen cloth
of lies and pull it down
over my own eyes
i despise women
cuz i love ‘em so dearly
but i don’t want ‘em anywhere near me
her mouth was a sieve
of dribble and nonsense
inexplicable contents
but i was sensitive
and way open minded,
a canvass [...]
following up, once again, on yesterday’s post, here’s a little diddy written by rev. nu-monet of the church of the subgenius, who graciously blessed us with this revisionist news release on usenet’s alt.slack:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Chemically blocking receptors in the brain that generate the “high” police feel when they arrest or intimidate others, scientists said [...]
lies, damn lies!
today the reuters newswire ran a story, “scientists find way to block effects of marijuana,” which detailed the manner in which scientists went about blocking cannibinoid receptors in the brain in order to lessen the effects of marijuana. this led to a decrease in “munchies” and the high one receives from smoking [...]
i just typed such a long motherfucking post and blogger ate it. recapping now, tersely, because i’m pissed off:
just saw this awesome sketch comedy show, eye candy, at the upright citizen’s brigade theater. i highly recommend it. it was one of the most entertaining performances i’ve attended in a loooooooooong [...]
following up on my letter to “Tim Taylor” last week, the washington post printed an interesting story today, based on US DOJ statistics, about youth violence being overplayed by the media. hmmm… so am i a paranoid conspiracy theorist, or AM I RIGHT? full story here.
transgressing in the name of “god”
when a person’s devotion to their religion causes them to hate those whose view does not coincide with that of their faith’s, that individual has obviously missed the point completely.
my mother’s devotion to judaism, i feel, stems from a twisted perception of yiddishkeit. the commandment to honor thy parents [...]
i got this e-mail last night from a certain ‘tim taylor’ (obviously ripping off tim allen’s home improvement character’s name). it seems he was disconcerted by one of my many anti-bush jeremiads to be found throughout this here website. his message read like this:
From: Tim Taylor
Subject: GET OVER IT…BUSH WON!!!
Date: Fri, 6 Apr [...]
